sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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