shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Send help, water and tortillas.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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