What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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