i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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