please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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