How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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