I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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