I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize