I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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