:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize