What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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