was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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