I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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