i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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