there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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