party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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