I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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