HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize