we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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