Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
