bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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