R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
