No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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