Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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