we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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