Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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