They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
