I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
His nipple licking is glorious
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