My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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