Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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