I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
