Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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