Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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