I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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