let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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