Fuck appropriateness.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
