I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Houston, we have a blender
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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