it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can you bring me the toilet please
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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