why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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