yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Nicole vs. Life
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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