Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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