It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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