I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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