did you get engaged???
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
someone owes me an orgasm
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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