I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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