Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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