i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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