Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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