you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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