If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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