So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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