More tranny stories later!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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