So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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