Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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