I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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