we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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